Here's another mystery of life that baffles me
Worked in the yard a little today. Went to grab a pair of work gloves from my work glove box.
Got a left one and a ......left one.
Grabbed another.......also left.
Took a third.....also left.
Took a fourth....guess what it was. Left, again!
Fifth glove fit the right hand.
How it is possible that I have so many left handed gloves and so few right handed?
I did find a second right handed one, but evidently I ran over it with the mower because it only had 3 fingers and half a thumb. I must not have been wearing it because I have all my fingers and thumb.
I guess tomorrow I will be going through the box and throwing away gloves that don't have mates. Then I will be sure to lose the left ones and have extra right ones.
There are other problems that perplex me. How can I wash all my socks and end up with one extra black one and one extra gray?
How can I wash a shirt only to have it come out with more spots than it went in with?
Why can't I keep a dustpan in the garage without it disappearing?
What happened to the 2016 World Series Champion Cubs?
How come I keep hitting return instead of shift when I type, which causes me to insert lines in previous sentences?
Life is full of mysteries. What I need are solutions.
Peace and Love
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