four score

 Aha!!! click bait!!

    I am not saying anything about four score.  It was just a trick to get you to read this.

    Now that I have your attention, I  have a technical question,

    I have Bluetooth headphones I wear when mowing.

    Yesterday Jackie tried calling me several times and I did not get the calls.

    Neighbor Jackie had to come and get me, and wife Jackie yelled at me for not having the headphones' Bluetooth on.

    But I did.

    While mowing, I was listening to the Cub game.  From time to time, the audio stopped and I had silence.

    This happened several times.

    I went out to finish mowing today and told her to call me when she heard the mower running so we could check Bluetooth.

    I was listening to music and agin, the music stopped then started

    Here's what we found.

    The phone does not ring in my headphones like it has on all the times I have worn them while mowing. But whenever she calls, music and radio broadcasts stop.  It's just silence.

    Now when t he music stops, I know she is calling.

    But why?  The phone is not muted.  Bluetooth is connected.  I can listen to music.  I just don't get a ring tone in my ears.

    Huh.

    Anyway, finished mowing the yard and did the field today.  Golly it was hot!  

    I had suntan lotion on, but my arms are a little hot tonight.

    And because I was hot, I did not finish mowing between my planters or trimming around the yard.

    I will do that tomorrow.  Hopefully.

    And Emily did catch the baby robin that was in her basement.  She released it into the wild so it can fly another day.

Peace and Love

        Especially Peace

avalanche!!

 Got caught in an avalanche today

    I was in a store and saw a display of cherries from Washington.

    I wanted a closer look, so I picked up a carton.  The display was on a slight slant.

    The next thing I knew, cartons that were behind it came sliding forward.

    I caught 2, but 2 hit the ground, spilling cherries all over the floor.

    I picked them up, picked up the ones in the cooler, and put those 2 boxes off to the side, hoping someone would get the hint.

    And I didn't buy the cherries.

    Our Tuesday person did not come today, so I did not set the alarm.

    Jackie woke me up at 7 to use the bathroom, and after that she said she wanted to go back to bed until 9.

    So I set the alarm for 9:15.

    When it went off at 9:15, I got up and thought I hit snooze.  She was sound asleep.

    I figured another 10 or 15 minutes would not hurt.

    The net thing I know she is shaking me and saying, "The cuckoo hit 12.  It's noon!"

    Normally that would not be an issue.  But today Beth had a grooming appointment at 2.

    On a good day Jackie can be ready in 2 hours......which meant I would be late for the groomers.

    But she ran in full gear today and I left at 1:40 for the 20 minute drive.

    Of course, there was a train.  I had to head to the overpass and then cut back to the road I was on.  Last time that happened I went way out of my way because I sometimes don't think clearly.

    While Beth was at the groomers I went to Aldi, the bank, Walgreen's, Walmart, Starbucks, and got gas for the mower.  Pretty productive time.

    I also learned what was wrong with my yard sweeper......I had it set too low.  I raised it up tonight and it worked like a charm.  The manufacturer's website had a FAQ section and one of the questions dealt with the wheels not turning.  The first suggestion was to raise the brushes.  I did.  It worked.

    Funny thing....after 10 and I don't seem to be tired.

    Go figure.

Peace and Love

        Especially Peace

melt down

 I had a melt down today

    I called myself every name in the book, and some that people have probably never heard before.

    Why?

    Because I am me.  

    I got new glasses about 3 weeks ago.  I asked for the sunglasses that attach to the glasses because I don't like the glasses that turn dark in the sun.  

    We drove to DeKalb 2 weeks ago, I got Jackie out of the car, realized I was still wearing my sunglasses even though we were going inside, so I tossed them into the back seat.

    They disappeared.

    We had bags of clothing to take to Hope Chest, but they are not taking donations during the alley construction.  The sunglasses were on top of one of the bags.

    That was the last I saw of them.

    I took everything out of the car.  I looked under seats.  I looked in the seat wells.

    I took all the clothes out of the bags and shook them. 

    I looked in the glove box, the console, and the place where I should have put them.

    Nowhere.

    And I lost it.

    I lose stuff  too many times.  It is frustrating, aggravating, irritating

    I know, it's a pair of sunglasses.  Replace them and move on.  But they cost money, money I would not have to spend if I was not me.

    During my rant little Beth barfed on the carpet.  I cleaned it up and sat on the couch petting her because she must have thought I was yelling at her.  Our Jackie.  But I was yelling at me.

    Whatever.

    Tomorrow I will call and order new sunglasses.  It will cost me several coffees and ice cream cones.

    Emily came over to take a look and said, "Shit happens.  Get new ones."

    I will.  

    But I am just real tired of being me.

Peace and Love

    Especially Peace

Funday

 Today was a pretty nice day

    Friend Dan celebrated birthday number 80 and Jackie and I were on hand to wish him well on his next decade.

    It was nice to see so many of his friends and family too.  I sometimes feel like I know them really well, even if I only see them once or twice a decade.

    I managed to almost call everybody by their right name, although Don came out Dan twice. 

    I told Jackie I wanted to stop at Woodman's on the way home to pick up a couple of things we can't get in Rochelle.

    I was in the store about 5 minutes when she called and said, "Get out here quick!  Hurry!!"

    I knew the van windows were open, and my first thought was someone was trying to get in the car.

    But as soon as I hit the door I saw the problem:  It was poring!  I raced to the car (well, I think I raced is a relative term these days.) and rolled up the windows, then went back to shopping.

    I was only in the store about 10 minutes, and by then the rain and eased up and she was getting warm in the car.

    We had passed a Buena beef place on Riverside, and I said sometime I would like to try that.  Jackie suggested I get 2 sandwiches for supper, so I did.

    However, it is almost 9 and we are not hungry.  Go figure.  Me, not hungry?  

    Maybe it was the 2 scoop cone I had at Rainbow while waiting for the beef.

    Anyway, we have supper of tomorrow.

Peace and Love

    Especially Peace

WTH?

 First it w was the screaming, then the tire squeals

    I was out cooking steaks when I heard them.

    But I looked around and saw nothing.

    A minute later and screaming and tire squeals.

    Again, no one around.

    I don't know at what point I realized it was my nose!!!

    Not every time, but sometimes when I breathed in it sounded like screaming and/or tires squealing.

    Strange.

    Speaking of strange, this was a weird Fourth of July for us.

    I cooked out, but it was just Jackie and me.    We figured Emily would not want to leave the dogs if fireworks were going off  and I don't remember why we didn't ask Julia.  Oh well.

    I don't know if it is the political climate, the hot weather, or what, but it was just "eh" for us today.

    I remember lots of activities and festivals for the Bicentennial.  Maybe I am out of touch, but I just did not feel the excitement this year.

    There was a neighborhood parade this morning, but I seemed to have missed that.  And the city parade was supposed to start at 3, but. rain delayed that so I did not go.

    Lord knows I won't be here for the Tricentennial, 

    I have a t shirt from Switzerland that says "Switzerland  1291."

    I just hope we can make it to 300!

    Hope you had a great Fourth!

Peace and Love

        Especially Peace

rain, rain

 We certainly got rain today

    Some major storms rolled through the area.

    A tragedy occurred on Lake Geneva in Wisconsin when a boat was flipped during the storm.  3 young people were killed in that incident.

    There were power lines down, trees down, houses damaged all considerably north of us.

    I was out cleaning off the mower when I heard warning sirens.  I texted Julia and she said the storm sirens were blaring.  Jackie called her a little later and Julia did not answer, and Jackie got a little nervous.  But Julia was just not near her phone and all was well.

    I have a morning routine.  Get Jackie up, get her breakfast, help her get dressed, make tea, read the Trib, play Wordle.

    This morning neighbor Jim was out mowing.  I thought that was a good idea.  So I checked the radar and there was no rain in the area.  In fact, the weather site predicted showers at about 4.

    So I lallygagged for a while then decided to mow.

    I got half the front yard done when it poured.  I got wet, the grass got wet, and I put the mower away.

    I hated to leave the yard partially mowed.  After all, tomorrow is a holiday and I expect there will be several gatherings in the neighborhood.

    I went back out about 2 and finished mowing our yard, and then I mowed the field.  So it all looks mowed, but my yard looks like crap.

    The grass was long.  So now I have windrows of cut grass in the front and back.  My grass sweeper does not work.  What to do?  Yard is too big to rake, so......

    I put the weather radio by Jackie when I went to get supper.  I did not feel like cooking.  I was tired from mowing, plus it was now past 7.

    The sky was really black when I got home.

    We ate, I watched Twilight Zone, and commented it was strange the weather radio wasn't giving any warnings.

    That's when I discovered the batteries were dead.

    Yes, we were under a severe thunderstorm warning. No we did not know.  Yes I replaced the batteries.

    I just hope for a quiet night. ( FYI...Quiet Knight was a club in Chicago that featured lots of folk acts.)

Peace and Love

        Especially Peace

in the zone

 I was really freaked out tonight

    I watched an episode of The Twilight Zone tonight and it kind of freaked me out a bit.

    Dennis Weaver was the main character.  If you are of the Gunsmoke age, you may remember his character Chester.  

    But I digress.

    In this episode he portrays a man convicted of murder.  He is sentenced to death.

    But he tells the judge, jury, reporters, DA, that if he is put to death, then everyone disappears because the world he lives in is only in his mind.  Once he dies, everyone dies.  And then he relives the nightmare.

    It freaked me out because there are days I wonder if the world is real, or is it something I have created in my mind.  Memories did not happen, they were created.  Nothing existed before this moment. 

    I guess I shared his world.

    But what about photos?  Those too are a figment of imagination.  

    Nothing existed before this moment.  

    It's just a strange feeling I get sometimes.

    And Dennis Weaver....he was in a made for TV movie titled Duel.  

    He was in his car and a semi truck was trying to ram his vehicle, for some reason.

    It was really a tense and scary movie.

    Julia must have been about 4 or 5 when it aired.  She watched it with us.  Remember, we only had a few stations to pick from in those pre cable days....so don't judge our parenting skills.

    Whenever we got in the car  after seeing it she would panic if a truck came up on us.  She may have even cried or made one of us sit in the back seat while she sat in front.  It took a while for her to get over that movie.

    I understand.  I guess watching Psycho is the reason I did not take showers for a while.

    I still check.  

    You can never be too safe.

Peace and Love

        Especially Peace