day 16

it's not funny, or is it?

     Going stir crazy.
     I gave some thought to tv shows.  Not a lot of thought.  Just some.
I watch a lot of tv.  I like Modern Family, Bob Hearts Abishola, Mom, Schitt'$ Creek to name a few.
     I had to stop listening to crime shows because I was convinced we were going to be robbed every night.  I even put in an alarm system.  If only it worked for viruses.
    I came up with some pitches for shows.  If you know a Hollywood producer, feel free to contact them with any or all of my ideas.
     Balcony of Love.........Lisa lives on the third floor of Brookstone Manor while Bill lives on the fifth floor.  The have seen each other in the elevator, but have never really talked.  When a disaster hits and they are confined to their houses, they take to singing on the balcony every night at 8.  After 4 months, they fall in love.  No longer having to stay at home, they end up at Bill's apartment where to Lisa's horror, he has 15 live cats plus 23 stuffed felines  scattered throughout his home.  Each cat is named Harvey.  Lisa is so taken aback and broken hearted she moves out of the city and becomes a nun.
     Mission Improbable......A spy thriller!    Charmin is a spy, a very good spy.  She works for the Deep State Department using her disguise as a reporter.  Charmin's task, should she accept it, is to find out who is hoarding toilet paper, a valuable commodity in 2025.  Charmin is pursued by an enemy agent, Mr. Whipple, who is obsessed with squeezing the life out of Charmin.
     Whose Lie is it Anyway?  This weekly game show fatures politicians from all levels of government who must answer difficult questions with a lie.  However, one contestant, George Potus, must always tell the truth!  The panel of dimly witted people must find the truth teller in this weekly show.
     Dog Eats Dogs......Follow the adventures of Mitch the Mutt as his owners train him to be a champion hot dog eater.  Watch Mitch grow from a puppy to a full lap dog, all the while learning how to eat hot dogs competitively.  The neutering episode is especially fascinating.
     None Sense......Lisa has moved on from Bill in this spinoff.  She is in her first year at the nunnery when she meets an unconventional priest.  During an especially poignant scene in this rom-com, Father Frank turns to Sister Lisa and says quietly, "Nun, you have a habit I'd like to get into."  Finding true love, they run from the nunnery and join a circus, where he discovers a talent for clowning and she learns she is multi jointed and is billed as the "The Amazing Jelly Lady."  They live happily ever after and have 12 children..

     So, that is my list of ideas for tv shows.
     Like I said, feel free to pass them on.
Peace and Love and stay safe and healthy