I am a hypocrite
I always tell people to read the directions first. I used to say it a lot in my classroom. Read the directions.
Here's why:
Jackie is trying Nutri System in an attempt to shed a couple of pounds. Tonight's dinner was barbecued chicken. I read the package. Put in microwave, stand up, heat for 30-40 seconds on high power.
With about 8 seconds to go, there was a huge splat. This is what I found.
I thought it was a scene from NCIS, or some police show involving a forensics team. Take your pick of which one to watch, by the way.
I cleaned out the microwave....it only took about 15 minutes. Getting the goop off the screening was the hardest part, but a wet toothbrush helped. (By the way, if you ever spend the night and I give you a toothbrush to use, make sure it is still wrapped.)
She had a second package. I got it, gave it to her and said, "Ok, you read it. 30 to 40 seconds. Standing up. High power. I did all that."
She looked at it and calmly said, "The first things it says it cut a one inch slit in the top to allow the steam to escape. You did that, right?"
No, I did not do it, thank you very much.
Which is why it's important to read all the directions, starting with step one.
The second time there was not a drop spilled.
Live and learn, my friends. Live and learn.
Peace and Love
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