I am frustrated at life's irritations
I don't mean the ones caused by people other than me.
Yes, surprise, I can be irritating. Especially to myself.
I chew ice cubes. I hat when people chew ice cubes. I had a roommate in college who chewed ice cubes at THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! Almost every night; lights would be out, I would be sound asleep and he would suddenly start chewing ice cubes. I don't know where he got them, or why, but it became his nightly thing.
He also had an odor problem. I don't ever remember him showering. Or washing. Or talking. He was strange.
He finally stopped after I bought some extremely crispy apples. I would wait for about five minutes after he was done chewing then I would take an apple out of the bag and bite it loudly, chewing with my mouth open and constantly slurping the juice.
I moved out at semester. Actually, I got married. His chewing was that bad!
I think I know it all. Ask me a question, I will give you an answer. I may give you the wrong information, but it will be an answer. Want directions? Just ask and I will send you to places you have never been before. I can't seem to tell people, especially strangers, that I don't know the answer. When I give the wrong answer I get very irritated at myself. I can't imagine what the people who just went 5 miles out of their way are feeling.
On the other hand, I get irritated because I don't know things I should know. Like if someone has a brother or sister. A guy I have known almost my entire life has a living sister and one that died in a car crash when we were teens. I did not learn that until a couple of years ago. Why didn't I know that?
I can't control myself. I just had 3 Girl Scout cookies and a glass of chocolate milk. (Digression: I put a shot of Run Chata in the chocolate milk and it has made me rather tired.) I ate the cookies, and I wasn't even hungry.
I worry about everything: head lice, the flu, drunken drivers, collapsing bridges, falling elevators, recycling, the environment, my health. That's just a few of the things I worry about. I don't have enough time to list them all.
And that's another irritation: the amount of time I waste.
In total, I really piss myself off.
So, if I have ever offended you, just get in line right behind me.
After I am done telling myself off, it's your turn.
Peace and Love
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