Sometimes I wonder if it is real or not
And by it, I mean my life.
Last Friday I drove to the zoo. Upon leaving the zoo, a message was displayed on my car: tighten gas cap.
So I tightened the gas cap. Nothing changed.
I was confused. I drove all the way there and no message. Did someone manage to open my gas cover, and put something in my tank?
I drove for a while and stopped. I even tightened the gas cap again. I got out the manual and read the owner's manual. I did everything that was suggested, but no change.
When I got home I called the dealer. The man there said to wait for about 10 starts and the message will disappear. It was gone on the fifth start.
Then last night I was driving home from the game and all the dashboard lights went dark. I could barely see the speedometer, and it was hard to tell exactly what my speed was. They went off as I was driving. Both hands on the wheel.
I pulled over, shut off the car, started it again. Nothing.
Everything worked...radio, lights, AC, wipers.......but the dashboard was very dark.
I dropped Dan off and said I would have to take it in Monday. As I was sitting in his driveway with the interior lights on, I saw a little dial and turned it. The lights came back.
Now this dial is in the lower corner of the speedometer. No way could I have accidentally hit it.
I don't know why those two things happened. Maybe my car is possessed. There is not other reasonable explanation.
Anyone able to perform an exorcism on a car?
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