Are you as worried as I am?
There is a Chinese satellite hurtling loose in space. It is supposed to come crashing down onto Earth sometime tonight or tomorrow morning.
We should all be prepared.
I know, some of you are saying I worry too much. Just because every time I go over the overpass I drive slow if a big truck is ahead of me or fast if one is behind me because I am afraid the combined weight of the big truck and my car will be enough to bring the overpass crashing down.....
I admit it. I get a little nervous over things.
Sore throat? It's strep. Stomach ache? Appendicitis. Sore arm? Heart attack.
All those fears are imagined, but the space debris is a real threat.
Scientists don't know where it is going to land, but I do: In my bedroom at 3:36 a.m.
We won't know what hit us, but investigators will find metal with "Made in China" stamped on the side, which means it is either a space station or a new dishwasher that crushed us.
It's terrifying because they know it's coming, but they don't know where or when.
And this is no April 1 prank. Speaking of which, I did not do any on anyone this year. Must be losing my touch.
I will be extra vigilant.
Hey, what is that whistling noise? It seems to be coming from outside.
I wonder if
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