I have found there are ways to detect incompetent people
As a public service to all you faithful readers, I am going to give some of these life hacks to you.
To be honest, I have no idea what a life hack was, so I had to Google it. Now I know.
Ways to detect incompetent people:
Always check a politician for bulging pockets.
Firemen who start their grills with gasoline.
Mechanics who tell you the top is missing on your convertible.
Anyone with a mid Eastern accent who says his name is Lincoln.
Blind dog groomers.
News reporters who type with one finger.
Lawyers who walk like they have a stick up their butt.
Grocery baggers who insist on putting bread on the bottom because it's soft.
People who are orange.
Dance instructors with more than 15 children.
Jugglers with huge bruises on their face or arms.
Doctors who have real skeletons in their waiting rooms.
Dyslexic contestants on Wheel of Fortune.
Surgeons with short attention spans.
Tone deaf musicians.
Proctologists with missing fingers.
People who write blogs.
Good night. Or Good morning. Good Grief.
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