I just don't believe the things I say and do
It's like I am a brainless buffoon sometimes A lot ot times.
Yesterday, when I was at the market, I bought a pretzel and discovered my debit card was missing. I put the pretzel down and was looking through my wallet. Here is an approximate version of a conversation I had with a guy named Willy.
"Is that a good pretzel?" Willy asked.
"Yes, very good," I replied.
"My wife is getting one now. My semi is being repaired, so I thought I would spend the day with her."
"Are you a truck driver?" I asked at which point he looked at me suspicously.
"Oh my god! O f course you are! Why else would you have a semi?" and we both laughed.
Last night I asked Jackie if she thought they would have school Friday because of the storm. She looked at me and said they don't have school Friday. I said, "Are you sure? I thought they went until Wednesday."
"You know, Christmas is Sunday. You knew that, right?" She, too, gave me a suspicous look, as if I had lost my mind.
For the past couple of weeks there has been a strange odor in the laundry room. I had an eye doctor appointment in Sycamore and Julia came to pick me up. I got in her car and she said, "What is that smell?"
Seems my coat needed to be washed.
(For those of you wondering, I drove her car over and Julia and Emily went shopping. Emily dropped off Julia at the eye place.)
Speaking of my coat, I wore my green coat to the market yesterday. It has at least 7 pockets, and I checked each pocket three times to look for my missing debit card.
So explain to me how I found the card this morning. In my black coat. Which I didn't wear yesterday.
How do you lose something you didn't have?
Life is perplexing.
Peace and Love
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