It is so cold outside.....
How cold is it?
My dog went out to pee and the yellow icicles are still in the air
My neighbor's snowman knocked on my door and asked for a hot chocolate
Squirrels are covering their nuts with their tails
You can see the coffee in your breath when you exhale outside
Wearing a mask to prevent Covid helps keep you warm
It's colder than Hell (a small town in Michigan with a current temperature of 15 as I write this)
Cows are now giving milk shakes
Area geese have decided to go south afterall
The cuckoo in my clock refuses to come out
The trees are now called brr trees, not fir trees
Dog poop could be classified as a lethal weapon if launched by a snow blower
Yetis are wearing coats
326 children and four drunken men were rescued by emergency crews after getting their tongues stuck to flag poles
Men are discoving there is a big difference between frigid women and women who are frigid
Some one, some where is wearing Big Red tonight
And that last one proves I am exhausted.
Stay warm. Stay safe. Stay healthy.
And seriously, say a prayer for those who are homeless tonight..........I can't imagine what it is like in a tent and sleeping bag tonight.
Peace and Love
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