I have a zoo day tomorrow
Normally I take 88 to 294 south, then get off at Ogden.
But, and as I said about my first girlfriend, this is a big but: Construction on 294 at 88 caused me to drive very slowly for about 20 minutes. It normally is a 5 minute drive.
So tomorrow, I am getting off at Midwest Road and going south to Ogden. Hopefully I can avoid stopped traffic.
I tell you this because there is an outside chance I make the wrong turn and end up in Oshkosh, by gosh. Or Memphis.
Since I am a man, I will not stop and ask directions. Nor will I rely on my phone to navigate the way. I will look for moss on the sides of trees to help me determine north and then find my way east.
I will carry water, a couple of protein bars and an empty gallon jug...just in case.
I did have some amazing news on gas prices, but I seem to have misplaced the receipt I was going to show. Maybe tomorrow.
Adieu. Bon Voyage. Aloha.
Peace and Love
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