I am flummoxed by the wasp
I am talking about Freddie, the cicada killer that has taken up residence along side my driveway.
Wikipedia said it is a solitary wasp, living alone. (Yes, I realize that is redundant, but I want to be sure I understand how it lives.) One article called it beneficial; generally passive unless provoked or threatened.
So, is mowing going to provoke it? When I go over the entry hole, will it get really pissed and come after me?
I have three possible actions I can take:
1. Ignore it. Winter will be here soon and it will die naturally.
2. Hire someone to mow the lawn.
3. Attempt to kill it.
I know, I should deal with it. But I hate to kill an insect that is beneficial, even though it is as big as a small Cessna and seems to buzz me quite frequently.
Adding to my bug problem, yellow jackets have taken up residence in a post on the porch. There is a quarter inch gap, and they have nested in there.
I did spray that spot twice tonight. Hopefully, that nest will be gone.
Two years ago I thought it would be a good idea to put some trim pieces over the openings.....that is now going on my project list for this fall.
But a bigger problem is the softball size nest up in the eave on my east side. The nest is waaaay up there, and I don't think my 20 ft. spray will reach it, even standing on a ladder on uneven ground in the dark with a flashlight in one hand and wasp spray in the other, leaving me nothing to hang on with.
As you can tell, I am paranoid about wasps. I don't like them. Yellow jackets, hornets, mud daubers....all of them give me the chills.
Notice I said wasps. Bees are not wasps. Bees are hairy and produce the fruit and vegetables we enjoy. Bees also produce honey. I like honey. So, I like bees and try not to hurt them.
I have nightmares about being attacked by swarms of wasps and getting hundreds of stings.
Which is why I won't go to Texas or any state with killer bees and presidential candidates as governor.
Take that, Wisconsin.
Once a student brought in a paper wasp nest to class. I had fears I would walk into the room one morning and be attacked by 1 billion wasps living inside and just waiting until they had me alone.
I have a funny story about wasp nests and a brother...but I will save that for another day.
Now I am off to dreamland, hopefully a place without stingers of any kind.
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