I think the planets are out of alignment
What else explains the strange news I have read over the last two days.
The Japanese idols who are selling their used bathwater for $900 a bottle, for instance. Holy crap! I imagine someone will buy some. So, I make this offer to all of you looking for a fun time. I will take a bath next week (no jokes, I am a shower person) and sell an 8 ounce bottle of my used bathwater for only $100.
Reserve your L'eau de terry today!
A woman in Austin Texas was arrested for masturbating in public at a cafe. She was evidently going at it pretty vigorously when police finally cuffed her and put her in the squad, where she continued her journey into self satisfaction. I assume they cuffed her behind her back, but maybe not. Anyway, three elderly diners at the cafe quietly ordered what the masterbater had for lunch.
Police in Canada arrested a landscaper suspected of being a serial killer. He would abduct men, shave them, then dismember them. Police had actually stopped him about two years ago for a domestic violence complaint. The person making the complaint said he was dragged into the guy's van, which was lined with plastic, and choked. But police wrote it off as a domestic dispute. I would have thought the plastic lined van would have set off some alarm bells.
In a lighter note, ever see those Where's George bills? They are U.S. currency but there is a red stamp with a website to register the bill when you find it. I found one at Rotary the other day and switched it with one of my own. Today I logged in and discovered that particular dollar bill was stamped and put in circulation 37 days ago in Rockford. Oh what a tale it could tell of its travels!
Peace and Love to all
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