sex, sex, sex

Actually, this has nothing to do with sex

     Well, just a little.
      I was reading the Sunday Trib when an article on a northern suburban restaurant caught my eye.
     It's a barbecue joint, and it is run by a church.  The church preaches love, yada yada yada and some members worship in the nude.
     That's right.  In the buff.  Neked.  Sans clothes. 
     They evidently turn down the lights in the church, which is adjacent to the barbecue joint.
     And they stressed they never conduct worship activities in the restaurant.     That is a comfort, knowing that your brisket hasn't been served on a plate some naked body sat on.
       EEEYEEW!!!    What's that brown streak?  Never mind, it's sauce.
       Understandably, some Wauconda residents are upset.  (Please note:  This is not the Black Panthers Wakanda, and yes, I looked up the spelling.)
    Several called the Naked Apostles, a branch of the BBQ running religious group, disturbing.  But the NA maintains it is a nonsexual religious practice for adults.  They do have a healing portion that includes hands on, but that could be another topic.
     The  members say they are just practicing their religion, which is a right under the first amendment.
     So I have found a way to make money off this.
     I should advertise that I will attend some of the services for $500 per service.       Once I attend, I am sure the group will hastily disband after gouging out their eyes.
      You see, everyone's a winner.  Except the folks with their eyes gouged out.  but maybe they could start another sect.
     And people say it's a strange world out there....
     Good night.  Think peaceful thoughts and spread some love in our world tomorrow.
     But do it with your clothes on, please.