I got shit on today, and didn't like it
Thelma at the zoo did it. Maybe she was mad at me, but she really let me have it, just before I went home.
Good thing too, people would have noticed and commented, but no one could tell.
I even found Emily, John, Camryn and Chris and they had no hint that Thelma had tossed some serious shit on me.
Oh, I should mention this important part. I had grabbed her under her breasts and she apparently took offense.
I should also mention this part. Thelma is a chicken. Literally, a chicken. As I carried her back to her crate, she let loose on my green shirt.
I just hope it comes out.
Now, how many of you didn't see that coming??
I know I didn't.
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