I have a highly personal problem I must share
I can't keep my pants on.
Seriously!! They keep dropping off my rather ample waist! No matter how tight I make the belt, the suckers drop down to my knees then my ankles.
It's not just one pair, it is almost every pair of jeans I own!
I could use suspenders, but I look hideous in suspenders. I am like one of those old guys with the huge bellies you see all over town.
Yes, I am old. Yes, I have a huge belly. You are missing the point.
I seldom wear anything but jeans lately, so I am not sure about my other pants. I think they fit better, but I don't remember.
What I do know is I take 20 steps then I have to hitch up my pants. If people are watching me, they must think I am OCD (ok, I may be) or have a very nervous tic that manifests itself in me pulling up my pants.
I know if I lose weight that will solve the problem, but I have been saying that for 20 years. We know that is not going to happen.
But when I walk from the kitchen to the den, my pants will drop.
I don't understand. It is frustrating.
And embarrassing.
One time I was walking Corki and I felt them dropping and I could not pull them up, so I ended up holding them up with one hand and carrying the dog poop bag and leash in the other.
I was afraid to wave to people when they passed me lest my pants fell down and I mooned them unintentionally. Well, technically not mooned them, but exposed my boxers.
There has to be an answer.
I just hope I find it soon, or at least before I expose myself.
Hahahah! Dude you Need to get going to a fitness club Bro so you can start working off that belly fat Brother!!LoL !!also a diet would help to of eating the right Foods and healthy supplements would help 2 Bro!these are just a suggestions whatever you decide to do i Wish you the best Brother Terry !!
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