I have to eat better
NO, I am not talking about the food, or the quality of the food.
I mean hitting my mouth.
I had a sweatshirt on today and I had to change after lunch because of the soup drippings down the front.
So I put my Wrigley Field shirt on. After supper I was laying on the floor and Corki came up and started licking food off my sweatshirt! Now I have bits of macaroni and cheese and dog snot covering the front of my shirt.
I can not afford to go through a shirt at every meal!
I can't stop eating. No, seriously...I can't stop. A meal is just a meal, but I snack constantly before and after. No wonder I am gaining weight. And every time I eat something I seem to driibble!
Coffee from Cypress House? Dribble down my shirt.
Pancakes and syrup? My shirt ends up like fly paper....sticky and attracting bugs. And spots.
I just don't get it. I try, I really try to be neat, but it never seems to work.
Maybe a liquid diet using straws and sippy cups is the answer. But how do you liquify french fries?
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