I am frustrated by the spell checking function on computers
Don't get me wrong. I use it. I just don't always understand it.
For example: Yesterday in the blog I typed the word electrician. Only I spelled it eletircian. Now these were the options offered by the spell check function: optician, Aleutian, politician, Elysian, elision. Seriously, do any of those even look like electrician?
Another time I meant to spell brought. Instead I spelled brough. I got as suggestions borough, bro/ugh (seriously the slash was theirs) brought, Abrew and Aubree. Aubree? What the hell!
I typed their as thier. And their was the first option, but second was Thieu and Thor was third.
(It was the last night of a Roman orgy involving all the gods and several young women. In the middle of the night, one of the girls got up to use the bathroom and stepped on a sleeping god. ""Damn you woman! Can't you see I was sleeping. I am Thor!" thundered the Roman god. The girl looked and him and hissed, "You're Thor? I'm tho Thor I can hardly pith.")
And when I forgot the e in were, typing wer, I got several alternatives including, wear, wee, weer, weir and we. Aw was given as a correct spelling for was when I missed the s.
If you are still reading this, you probably are saying: "Terry is a terrible speller." But not true. I am a terrible typist. And yes, I failed typing in high school. Back then you had the old manuals and correcting was not possible. I had to type 40 words a minute with 5 or less mistakes. The best I could do was 42 words a minute, but with six mistakes. The teacher was very apologetic when she told me I was flunking, but I really did not care because I could type. For someone who was going to win a Pulitzer prize for writing, that was important.
But I digress.
Another problem with spell check is it only hits the obvious. Take this sentence: Your about two read a sentence witch maid no cents. Not one spelling mistake. Huh.
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