Done

 I had my MRI today

    First off, that sucker is loud!!  It reminded me of the time I got stuck in the dryer with 170 golf balls bouncing around!

    I was asked what kind of music I wanted.  I pointed to my Beatles t shirt and said, "Here's a hint."

    First song I heard was a Rolling Stones number.  Kids today.

    I actually heard a couple of songs in between Gorgon the Giant banging on the outside of my space capsule as I hurtled toward the moon.  That's what it felt like.

A    fter about 35 minutes my first session was over.  I asked Jeff how long I was in the machine and he said, "17 minutes."  It had me fooled.

    We paused while some sort of dye was injected into my body.

    Then it was back into the Hellovator for another 15 minute session.

    It was really weird, it affected my brain!  When I got out, Jeff had morphed into attractive Anita, which they blamed on a shift change.  I think it's a conspiracy myself.  My brain was sucked out and I feel like voting Republican.  I hope that will pass.  I know that will pass.

    Here's my dilemma.  It's like that guy with the cat.  Is the cat alive or dead while in the box?

    I asked how I got my results.  The folks, which I actually called guys when they obviously were not, told me the doctor who ordered the MRI would go over them with me at my appointment.  I said I did not have an appointment with the doc ordering the MRI, but I had one with the Audiologist on Monday. They said that person would have the report.

    Here's my dilemma:  The also said he may post the r results on My Chart and I could check them.  I asked, "Is this a case where they post the result if it is good but don't post is it if the news is not good?"

    They did not answer.

    I'm afraid to check messages in MyChart now.

    A digression.

    Travel to DeKalb is about to get a bit hairy.

    Ill. 64 is under construction, with 2 sections of one lane road, each section about 3 miles in length.  And construction on Ill. 38 starts Monday. 

    I could drive back roads to avoid delays, but I think the only paved back road is the one south of town that goes thru Creston.  

    And finally, Emily and Renee went to see "The Full Monty" at the Paramount in Aurora.  They paid to see partially, or totally naked men.  When I was much younger, I did that for free.

    Sweet dreams!

Peace and Love