I am thinking of creating a super hero
Actually, I have been thinking of a new type of super hero for a long time. Well, at least 10 minutes.
All the good super powers have been taken. There are super heroes with unbelievable strength, x ray vision, the ability to fly, run fast, withstand explosions, fire, ice and anything else that a villain throws at them.
So, what's left?
I thought about a super hero who can read minds, but that seemed kind of boring.
How about a super hero with a super sense of smell? He/she could smell gun powder, for example, and detonate bombs or point out and disarm armed criminals. Probably the NRA would complain. But maybe a deodorant company would help sponsor my hero? Again, maybe lame.
Then I realized my new super hero.
Halitosisman, or woman, or girl, or boy.
My hero would have really bad breath. Say there is a bank robbery and a hostage situation, Halitosiswoman goes in and exhales, disabling all the robbers without firing a shot.
Or a crowd is formed to riot. Halitosisboy is on the scene and just breathes out at them and they gag and disperse. This would be a great super hero for a mall.
It would have to be bad breath summoned on command, otherwise he/she/it could not deal with people on a daily basis. Unless it was by telephone.
Anyway, that is my super hero.
Now, to find an artist to illustrate the still to be written comic.......
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