I don't read things closely
I read things, and then I "read" things. I think we all do it. Some writings are worth reading (like mine) so I read carefully. Other writings are just drivel (like mine) so I scan for the main ideas.
And sometimes I just don't read right.
For example, the crossword clue was light blue. Four letters. I tried navy, and it didn't work. Neither did nile. But it started with N....so I thought and I thought till my puzzler was sore. (I love Dr. Seuss!) Then I read the clue, for the 10th time. It was light bite. Nosh works. Nosh fits. It wasn't a color at all!
At the flower and garden show today I read the label: Jimmy Jump Ups.......and Linda said Johnny Jump Ups. Oops. Jimmy, Johnny....Jimmy Johns and I got hungry.
I spent time reading a sign for a bus schedule that was clearly labeled "weekends only" while today is a weekday.
And sometimes I miss the main idea completely. I thought of driving to the flower and garden show today at McCormick Place. But Dan and Linda said let's meet a the train station and take the bus. And we did.....to Navy Pier, where the flower and garden show is being held!
I can read a news article and pick out 15 mistakes...but I can make that many in something I write and never see any. Last week I posted on Facebook that I was looking for show boxes. Show boxes? What the hell are those? I was looking for shoe boxes.
But, in the long run, it did not make a difference....no one told me they had shoe boxes. Or show boxes, either.
At Homecoming last fall I was looking forward to a photography class reunion at NIU. It was from 2-4 in the photo department. I went at 2....nobody was there. I called Jackie and asked her to look at the invitation. Yes it was 2 but it was on Friday, not Saturday. How did I miss that? I read that invitation at least 5 times to make sure I had the right time. I should have known, because in my day at NIU Friday was the party day....but we met at the Shamrock, not the photo lab.
Now I wonder about all those books I read. Did the South really win? Were there Axel powers in WW II? Did the Cubs win a pennant in '08?
And schedules? Those are an entirely different topic.
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