Pardon my typing tonight
I will probably have more than my share of misspellings.
Two of my fingers on my left hand have cracks by the nails. Whenever I press down on w,e,r,d,f,s,c,x,v and other keys my fingers hurt.
I may rely on phonetic spelling for some words, especially those with a d or s.
I have put on creams during the day, but I wash my hands so often they don't help.
At night I take a plastic glove and cut off the fingers. Then I put Vaseline on the sore parts and slip the cut off fingers onto my sore fingers. Make sense?
Like condoms, only for my fingers.
But sometimes they slip off at night, like they did last night. Tonight I will use take to hold them on. I think I will look like a monster.
The Blue Fingered Man! Saving the world one soul at a time! Bringing happiness and biting humor to those wanting a few laughs.
Now that would be a super hero during these times.
At least I won't have to worry about the transgender mice the government is creating.
Talked to friend Linda today and she commented that she and Dan would see me at the Beatles concert. I was confused. She reminded me that months ago I said yes to seeing a Beatles tribute band at the Coronado in Rockford. Meanwhile, Liverpool Legends, another Beatles tribute band, is in DeKalb. I was confusing the two, but now I am straightened out.
If I don't write things down right away I am lost.
Like today. Went to the store and did not buy fruit or bread. Now I have to go again tomorrow.
This time I wrote it down
Peace and Love
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