I resolve to.....

 I actually have some New Year's resolutions

    However, I am taking them as suggestions, not must do items.

    For example:  I will go to bed with a clean kitchen.  On paper that sounds great but in reality I have a problem with it.

    Sometimes I just don't feel like doing dishes.

    Today is the 5th, and I have made it 3 nights with a clean kitchen.  That is well above the average success rate for me.

    I also resolve to get rid of magazines sooner.  I really only get a couple of magazines, but I noticed I had 4 copies of one of them and 2 copies of another.  They come out monthly! Now I will date the magazine and 2 weeks after that date, pitch it.  Unless there is a really good article I have not yet read.

    I resolve to keep my computer desk top cleaner.  I cleaned it off before Christmas and it is still fairly clean, with just a couple of magazines and some. books.  OK,6 books I have not read yet.  But I will!!

    I resolve to stretch more.  I have done that 3 of the 5 days this year.  Again, not great but above e average for me.  I found a video on hamstring stretching exercises for seniors.  I am using some of those in the morning.  

    I resolve that for the next 8 months I will not complain about the Bears losing.

    I resolve never to hand feed wild alligators.

    I resolve never to ump out of a perfectly good airplane.

    I resolve to stop swearing.  Oh, never. mind.  That one is already shot to hell.

    I resolve to always be a light in someone's life.  A candle in the wind.  The match to your stogie.

    Whatever.

Peace and Love