Here is to a new year, a healthy, happy one
I feel it my calling, nay, my duty to predict what will happen in 2025.
The Cubs will win the NL Central but lose to the Dodgers in the NL championships.
A major political figure will be exposed as being an alien from the planet Zotrom.
The summer Olympics will not be held in 2025
I will correctly pick the numbers in a midsummer 1.5 billion dollar lottery, but promptly lose the ticket.
The kitchen cabinet I ordered in June will be assembled after sitting in the garage for 6 months.
The White Sox will win 15 more games than they did last year. Unfortunately they will still lose over 100.
The Bears will (in this order) hire a head coach, fire the GM, hire a GM who does not like the head coach, fire the new head coach, hire a new, new head coach and go on. to win 7 games.
Caleb Williams will beg to be traded to a team that knows what it is doing, and after he is he will become a perennial all star.
The new GM will be fired for trading Caleb Williams.
The hostages from Jan. 6 will be freed and hired to staff various federal offices because of the loyalty they didn't show to the Constitution.
My blog will be nominated for Best Blog in the World, only to be edged out in the voting by a Russian named Boris Slavishnikov, who does a blog called BS in Ten.
One day after the deadline for claiming a 1.5 billion dollar lottery prize I will find the ticket in a shoe in the back of my closet.
The Flat Earth Society will finally be proven correct when asteroids going in different orbits collide with the Earth, creating an Oreo like planetary sandwich, with the flat Earth the cream filling.
Remember....you read it here first,
Peace and Love
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