The world has gone crazy
I am just so confused by what is happening.
Taco Bell selling chicken strips? Insane!!
Wendy's doing breakfast? It's a hamburger place!! Stick to hamburgers!! Don't waste your time opening at some ungodly hour to make breakfast burritos, which should be at Taco Bell!
Dairy Queen was successful selling ice cream. Why are they doing chicken strips, burgers and other fried things? Stick to what you do well! Blizzards and shakes and cones and cakes. (Hey, that sounds like a marketing slogan: Blizzards and shakes and cones and cakes. You read it here first, folks. I should copyright it!)
I'm ok with a gas station selling pizza. Casey's is the largest pizza seller in the world! But there is something about trying one. I have seen those hot dogs on the roller thing, and I would not gamble on those. Pizza in a gas station? Let me know if you have tried it and if it is good or not.
And why is it copyright instead of copywrite?
Do you see why I am confused?
There's felon in the White House and innocent people in concentration camps. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
When I was young, newspaper folding was what we did to get it in a mailbox. Not putting one out of business. Now when you talk to people and they say I fold newspapers, they mean they put them out of business, not in a mailbox!
And the insurance commercial where 2 people are watching cars go through a car wash, and the guy has his sun roof open. The next scene is him opening his car in the middle of the parking lot, and water gushing out. How in the hell did the car get in the middle of the parking lot? Did they push it? Cause if they drove it, the water would already be out.
We have State Farm insurance. They are raising rates a lot this year because of losses due to storms. If they really want to economize, they wouldn't hire profession athletes to do their commercials! Pat Mahomes does not work for free! Nor do they others. The money they save could go toward rate relief.
Heck, I would even appear in a commercial for free if that means lower insurance bills.
I just turned on the Cubs postgame show and one of the commentators said something that made so much sense taking it out of context.
He said, "The Cubs need to score runs."
Hallelujah@!!@! He figured out why they weren't winning! I hope the manager, whose name I can not spell, was listening. He probably heard it and slapped his forehead saying, "I was wondering why we were losing so much!"
You see why I am confused?
I need a break from all this madness.
Peace and Love
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