I found some strange fortune cookies
We have ordered out a lot of Chinese food lately, and I have found some strange fortunes in the cookies.
For exa ple:
Your lucky numbers are 5 7 13, 22 and 0. Play all 6 and millions will come to you.
Staring at a solar eclipse will cause dementia.
Don't trust hedgehogs speaking Dutch.
You will find money in a public roadway and suffer severe injuries.
Sun may follow the storms except where you live.
Wear your baseball cap backwards to achieve youth.
When brushing you teeth, avoid going up your nose.
Smoking a Camel is harder than smoking a brisket.
When one bottle of wine is empty, open another.
When 2 bottles of wine are empty, seek help.
Do not expose yourself in a flash mob.
Pay attention to idiots for they are in command.
Fortune cookies may come with Chinese food, but they are made in the US
Often times people write fortune cooky messages to make their friends laugh.
Dark tines will become brighter days.
Peace and Love
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