Thursday, May 29, 2025

a little off the top

 I would make a lousy barber


    "Trim the bushes," she said.

    We have a number of boxwoods in front of the house.  15, if my back is counting accurately.

    Over the past 2 days I have trimmed them.

    But, an d here is the big butt: I have a vision issue.

    Nothing appears in a straight line.

    Hang a  picture?  Crooked.  Draw a line with a ruler?  Actually, I can do that.

    The shrubs in front of the porch area were not a problem.  I think they look fine.

    The ones in front of the garage?  

    I thought the ones on the right were higher than the ones on the left.  So I trimmed them agin..

    But hen the ones on the left look higher.  So I trimmed them, again.

    The right didn't look level, so I trimmed them.

    I now have boxwoods about 6 inches. tall.  That is considerably down from the 2 feet they were.

    Just kidding.  

    In reality, they look pretty even but the ones on the right are a little taller than the ones on the left.  But as I used to say, "Close enough for government work."

    I mowed today, but I honestly don't know why.  The grass was not that tall.

    The field next to us has a drainage ditch on the west side.  It is my property.  When Mike and Deb lived there, Mike mowed it.  In fact, he mowed a lot of the field.  I never complained.

    My mower has a pop up roll bar and a seat belt.  I have never used it until this year.  When I do the ditch I just feel safer with the roll bar up and the seat belt on.  If the mower rolls, I won't be tossed off and cut to shreds by the blades.

    Unfortunately, I did not take the. roll bar down when I mowed my yard.

    I was mowing under my red oak and as I turned I noticed a huge branch was broken.  My roll bar had caught it and snapped it. I was angry at myself for not thinking about the roll bar being up and the branch low.

    I went out with a saw and finished the job.

    I just hope the tree wasn't traumatized and that it doesn't attempt to run away when I approach it again at warp speed.

    Tomorrow I will recheck the bushes and make sure my trimmer is charged.  Just in case.

Peace and Love


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