Here s a funny story, but is it true?
Dave is new to town. He loves to golf, so he takes his clubs and hits the local links.
But he has never played this course, and he is a little confused.
Spotting a woman up ahead he yells, "Miss. Miss. Excuse me, but what hole am I on. I have never played this course and am not sure."
"I am on 4, and you are 1 hole behind me, so you must be on 3," she replies.
After giving his thanks, the golfers continue.
After a while, Dave is again confused as to where he is. He sees the same woman just over a crest.
"Excuse me," he yells. "I hate to be a bother. But what hole am I on now?"
"Seven ," she yells back, "because you are 1 hole behind me and I am on eight."
They continue golfing and he is actually having a good round.
Once again, he has no idea what hole he is on.
He sees the same woman.
"Hello. I hate to bae a bother, but I am lost again. What hole am I on?"
"I'm on 18. You are 1 hole behind me, so you are on 17," she replies.
After thanking her, he finished 17 and continued to 18.
When done, he decided to go into the clubhouse for a refreshment.
To his surprise, the friendly golfer is also getting a drink.
He goes over and again thanks her for her help. The begin chatting and realize they have a lot in common besides golf.
Finally Dave asks the big question. "What do you do for a living?"
"I can't tell you," she says, with a lightly embarrassed look. "You would just laugh."
"No, I won't". Dave says, promising that whatever she says will not draw a giggle.
Finally she relents.
"I am a sales rep for a tampon maker," she reluctantly admits.
Dave immediately goes into a fit of laughter, almost falling on the floor.
The woman gets up, "You said you would not laugh. Now look at you!" she scolded.
Dave said, "No. No No. Please understand. I am a sales rep for a toilet paper maker. So, I'm still 1 hole behind you! "
And that is how you kill an hour.
Peace and Love
Especially Peace
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