what the......

Pardon my typing mistakes tonight 

    I have an injury.

    Somehow I got a wood sliver under the nail on my left hand ring finger.

    It hurts like crazy.

    Jackie tried to dig it out using a needle, I tried a tweezers, and neither worked.  Nor did sucking on my finger or soaking it in hot water and then squeezing it.

    So the s w and x keys are hard to hit because I put a bandage and Neosporin on the spot.  

    Many of you know how unobservant I am.  

    Tonight when I went to take my 3698 pills, I noticed a bag of dog treats in front of my pill suitcase.

    I swear, it was not there this morning.

    There are 2 delicious looking treats in the bag.  Nicely decorated, soft like Beth likes, and how they got there I don't know.

    Lisa, our morning helper, said she did not bring treats for Beth today.  I would think she would have said something if she had left a bag.

    The kicker is:  the treats come from a place in Delaware!

    How they got there puzzles me.

    Delaware is like, well, far away!

    Our nice was here yesterday and she is from Delaware OHIO!  I know she did not leave them because I would have seen them before tonight.

    And for my latest trick, during supper prep I knocked a bowl of puppy chow onto the floor.  Not puppy chow for puppies, but the puppy chow for humans.  I swept and vacuumed up the floor and Beth spent a lot of time sniffing and looking for parts I missed....but I don't think I missed any.

    That's my life.

    Unobservant, sore, and clumsy.  Sounds like a comedy group in a retired actors home.

Peace and Love